I was biking home today, i farted on my bike seat and it had no where to go but back in me….
the-dirtys: “I hate it when spiders sit there on the wall and act like they pay rent”
bees-and-honeydukes: I wish I was a kid again.
Odd Future talking about Frank Ocean
Tyler: Most people think that since he sings, he's the more mature one, that he wouldn't really fuck with a bunch of dumb young niggas and shit.
Interviewer: Is he older than y'all?
Tyler: Yeah. He's the wise one. He does old nigga shit, like, eatin yogurt, and bread.
Domo: Yogurt ain't that old.
Tyler: Fine like oatmeal. The one with no flavor though.
Domo: Yeah that's old nigga shit.
Tyler: And Frank might kill me for this, but, that nigga eats Pop-Tarts with no icing
Domo: That shit's like a Bread-Tart
Tyler: It's like bread with fruit. Like that nigga put an apple with bread and ate it.
Domo: Where does he find that. He orders that shit off the internet.